Khloé Kardashian’s baby is finally here, arriving amid rumors that her father, Tristan Thompson, may have cheated on her mom. Or, alternately, that her grandmother, Kris Jenner, completely orchestrated Thompson’s infidelity scandal for publicity’s sake. Welcome to the world, baby girl — your parents’ future is uncertain, your aunts are on vacay while you’re stuck in Cleveland, and it’s still Mercury retrograde. What a tumultuous time to be alive! Luckily, there are a few things that are working in the latest Kardashian infant’s favor — from an astrological standpoint, anyway.
